Here we are, world
At the line between
Trespasses and impasses
And I am left to find
My own path.
J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
EXPLAINS THE BOOKS
He was one incredible man
(Source: flying-dutchwoman)
Michael Buble’ pulls a fan on stage to sing with him and get’s shocked to hell when his fan has talent!
“Holy shit balls!”
This is awesome.
LOOK HOW EXCITED HE GETS OMG
I LOVE THIS
This is my new favourite
I LOVE THIS
holy shit balls is right.
I could serve myself up,
a paltry platter of my parts.
my skin the silver topper,
but that could never be enough,
and one night I swore that
you drank every drop
of womanhood
that trickled out
from between my thighs.
my screams streamed out,
my tongue a red ribbon
wrapped around…
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
Yeah cause that person was seriously losing their head
Colorado: Full Day #1
So far, so scary. I am terrified. I don’t know what I am doing. Yeah, sure, I wanted to come out here are live, etc, etc, etc. But… I literally know no-one out here, and I need to start looking for a job and what not… If this doesn’t work out for me though, I will try to find somewhere else… Anywho…
I graduate from UWS today.
A big step in my life, with a whole new direction planned as well…
